Weddings are a joyous occasion, and it can be especially fun to think of funny wedding wishes for your best friend. Whether you’re planning your own wedding or just want to share the laughs with someone close to you, these wishes will have them rolling on the floor. From “You’ll look so beautiful I’m going to vomit” to “May your marriage be cursed,” these jokes will make everyone laugh and remember your wedding in hilarious ways.
Funny Wedding Wishes for your Best Friend
We all know that our best friends are the most important people in our lives, so we wanted to share some funny wedding wishes for your best friend. Whether planning their own wedding or celebrating with you, these jokes and poems will make everyone laugh.
- “I’m so glad we’ve been best friends since kindergarten. I know life would be really easy without you by my side.”
- ” Congratulations on your upcoming marriage! You two will make a terrible team. And no matter what happens, always remember that I will be your saver as always.”
- “May your days be as wonderful as your weddings and your nights be as hot as your honeymoon. Always know I’ll be there for you, no matter what.”
- “You are the sunshine of my life. Without you, everything is easier. Thank you for getting married from the bottom of my heart.”
Funny Wedding Wishes for your Best Friend-Male
If you’re looking for some funny wedding wishes for your best friend, here are a few ideas to get you started-
- I’ll share some of my knowledge with you: “I’ll do the dishes” are the four most vital phrases in any marriage.
- “Congratulations, and here’s a word of advice: don’t construct furniture together if you want this to last!”
- “A marriage is a union between two people who forget to celebrate their anniversary and each other.”
- “May you always be able to put up with each other; congratulations on your wedding!”
- “You’ve combined your lives into one, sharing a single bed, television, and sink. Heartiest best wishes as you begin your lives together as husband and wife.”
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Funny Wedding Wishes for your Female Best Friend
- “How can I make my hubby remember our anniversary? You should be married on his special day.”
- At least you have someone else to irritate when you’re bored now that you’re married, so it’s not all awful. We both deserve this congratulation.
- For all your life, you could have come to me if you’d been looking for someone to cook for you. I kid, you should be congratulated.
- What is the key to a successful union? What I’m about to tell you is a secret, but I won’t tell anyone else.
- Marrying a man much younger than you is a waste of time since as your looks decline, so will his.
- To get married is only to adopt a grown man who has outgrown his parental role.
- Your wedding will be so much fun for me since it will remind me how much money I will save by not getting married. Congratulations!
- People are whole when they have a partner in life, but you’re done when you do. Happy marriage to you!
- Congratulations. The question “when are you going to get married?” will soon be replaced by the question “when is the kid due?”
- Your spouse, the first of your adopted children, is a wonderful gift.
Super Funny Wedding Wishes for your Best Friend
- Your wedding will be so much fun for me since it will remind me how much money I will save by not getting married. What an accomplishment, my dearest friend!
- The wedding will be the conclusion of your love story and the beginning of a new, permanent stressor.
- You’ve discovered someone who gets your offbeat humor! Never let them go!
- It’s embarrassing to see you two tie the knot while I’m still swiping right on Tinder. I hope you enjoy your success, buddy.
- It’s wonderful that you’re starting this new chapter of your life by getting married. That can lead to either mutual sacrifice and accommodation or an irrevocable breakup.
- Should you reconsider, I can recommend a reliable travel agent. If you’re getting married, congratulations!
We have gathered some funny wedding wishes for your best friend’s special day to let them know you appreciate all the time you’ve spent together. Feel free to use any of these wishes.
